Captain America Robe Shields Our Eyes from Your Body

Hey there True Believer! Start your day feeling like the first Avenger with the officially licensed Captain America terry robe.

It has a hood with eye holes and Cap’s shield embroidered at the back. If you (think) you have a super soldier’s physique, you can remove the belt and let Steve and Roger hang out.

Throw your mighty shield and head to ThinkGeek, where you can get the robe for $70 (USD).